Thursday, September 14, 2006

Kid Jokes

Where did the snowman keep his money?

In the snow bank.

What kind of phone does a turtle have?

A shellular phone.

What did the bee use to cut wood?

A buzz saw.

Why did the pig want to be an actor?

Because he was a big ham.

What do you call a funny snake?


What has a bed but doesn't sleep?

A river.

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