Where did the snowman keep his money?
In the snow bank.
What kind of phone does a turtle have?
A shellular phone.
What did the bee use to cut wood?
A buzz saw.
Why did the pig want to be an actor?
Because he was a big ham.
What do you call a funny snake?
HISSterical.
What has a bed but doesn't sleep?
A river.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
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