Why?

Say a person wants to go out to the field and check out the ditch they dug to see if the water is flowing properly.

Should they:

(a) Walk out to the field because it isn't very far, for Pete's sake.

(b) Drive out to the field, but park and get out and walk to the edge of the ditch.

(c) Drive out to the field, cut some cookies on the way, then drive over the very soft sawdust and horse poop pile to get as close as possible to the ditch so they won't have to get out of the truck to look at it.

A certain someone chose "C" and got stuck. Men are such a mystery to me.